During a recent appearance on David Letterman, while discussing his action film exploits, Sylvester Stallone mentioned yours truly by name, recounting the time he took me for a helicopter ride so harrowing that, “when [Pat] got aboard, she weighed, like, 250 pounds—but she came off the copter ‘a dwarf’!” Great story. However, there was never any such escapade! When I was in Israel on the set of Rambo III, Stallone wanted to take me up, but the producer nixed the idea. Also, for the record, my ‘80s-era bod was a size 10! (I’m not sayin’ nothin’ about today …) As for being a “dwarf” … I do admit to being height-challenged.